the afterparty™
for when the night was worth it but the morning isn't. we handle glasses, glitter, kitchen chaos, and questionable decisions. surfaces gleam, floors forgive, air smells like redemption.
| hangover kit included | we have seen worse. | no judgement. ever.
| hangover kit included | we have seen worse. | no judgement. ever.
the night was legendary.
the kitchen is not.
whether it was a dinner party for 12, a birthday that got out of hand, a holiday gathering that turned into a situation, or a tuesday that nobody planned — you had people over and you lived your life. good. that's the whole point.
the afterparty™ is our post-event reset. we come in and handle glasses, glitter, kitchen chaos, and questionable decisions. when we leave, surfaces gleam, floors forgive, and the air smells like redemption.
non-toxic products only. because your space deserves better than chemicals — and so does your head right now.
"I hosted 14 people for my birthday. Booked them for 9am the next morning.
I came home to hangover goodie bag! clean counters, and a note that said 'we've seen worse.' Instant loyal customer."
— DANIELLE R., WILLIAMSBURG
peek at “the list”
we've seen worse and cleaned better.
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counters, stovetop, sink, backsplash. every dish, pot, and pan situation — cleared, cleaned, put away. even the things you pretended not to notice at 2am.
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wine drips, crumbs, confetti, glitter, mystery substances — vacuumed and mopped throughout. your floors are absolved. no questions asked.
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every bathroom your guests used (and some they weren't supposed to). we scrub your toilet, sink, mirror, floor. like it was never, ever touched.
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every bottle, cup, plate, and questionable item — bagged, sorted, taken to the bins. we don't just move it to the corner and call it a day.
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every table, counter, shelf, and ledge. fingerprints, spills, those rings that appear on wood after a party — gone. non-toxic product, every surface.
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couch cushions back, throw pillows repositioned, furniture where it belongs. your space reassembled to feel like yours — better than before they arrived.
you did the fun part.
we'll do the rest.
book for tomorrow morning. book for right now. we're here 7 days a week and we've seen worse — promise.